Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Link Delay

Due to some technical difficulties Super Ultragames will not be able to provide any links to some of it's games for about two weeks- so, to hold everyone over, SUG has created this commemorative Battlewhales t-shirt to promote the launch of Battlewhale: Independence.

Here are some testimonials from satisfied t-shirt customers:

"My life was a goddamned mess before I bought this t-shirt; it does more than give me something to throw up on during my heroin detoxification, it gives me hope."

"I got this t-shirt for my wife's birthday- and sometimes, when she's asleep, I use it to (expletive deleted)."

"Before I bought this t-shirt I had kidney stones... they're still there."

Friday, May 8, 2009

Super Ultragames Goes Online. Again.

For the first time ever since 2008, Rory McCarthy and Super Ultragames is going online, connecting you, the internet, and great games together in a love triangle so passionate you'll have to wear a second pair of pants.

"I don't know where the magic comes from," said Rory. "I plant the seed and, well, I like to think that God does the rest."

This was the quote from Rory in late 2007 when asked how he was able to produce so many ZZT games of high quality, while still being able to function as a contributor to society. "Greatness can take many forms. It just so happened that in this case, it took the form of a DOS-based computer program from the early 90s."

Play such classics as Grand Theft Mulatto, Battlewhale: Independence, and The Legend of Zelga: Macarena of Time here, now, in 2009. Throughout the following weeks conversion experts will be working around the clock to bring to you links to these life-changing games, plus updates on future games sure to make you break up with your boyfriend, grow a beard and start smoking the devil's lettuce.

"Join me and embark on a journey so magical it'll leave... it'll be... it's going to be very magical."